Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to purchase a random American Made shirt from our overstock inventory. Help us make room for new inventory, you pick a size and we’ll send you a random design. As always, should you be caught or killed, our COO will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
- Poly-Cotton (50% Polyester / 50% Combed-Cotton) or 100% cotton construction
- Vintage ultra soft feel for perfect fit
MADE IN THE USA
*colors and styles will vary
*Due to the random nature of this product, it cannot be returned unless defective, and if exchanged for sizing does not guarantee same design replacement.